15th July. Fair ground and Finish

15/07/2010.

At the Fair Ground just about everything makes me dizzy, but especially the Big Wheel. It's ages since I have got up on that thing, ever since I vomited over another Lady once who was in another cabin and she hurled filthy abuse at me, so she did, the very refined lady. Ever since then I don't get even close to the thing. Image if they recognized me and threw me off, but I do like to take a stroll round the other attractions as happy as a kid with a new toy. I got up on that train-tractor that allows bulls to get on that they have going round now and it is great for someone who does not want to lose any fat. I am in my element there, ready to be invited to some fritters, sweet wines or even to the bumper cars. And just to enjoy the whole scene.

As I am a bit clumsy, a little fearful and also half blind, I only let myself do the harmless activities - a wee bet on the camel race, or play the lucky draw. But now they no longer have the prizes like the pilot doggie and only have Bob the sponge and other modern things like that. But, what I do do is, cheer on those brave ones who roll with the snake, and move from the worm to the squid to the grasshopper. What I don't like at all is them ponies being tied to a merry-go-round, as if they were playground animals. It would be much better if they were let loose and it would even be funnier to see them galloping around the Rochapea neighborhood. I bet they would go for that idea too.

I don't even want to mention Pobre de Mí. I don't know how the Peña clubs can go round celebrating that. By the time Kukuxumusu put these lines into their computer and the people are reading it, I will already be hibernating away somewhere else. I will fall into oblivion and the city will have dressed up as a normal city again. What a drag!

If they don't put me out to pasture, I will continue next year at the same place doing my thing. My word of honor as a blue bull.