Shit man

This human being with an Aryan look about him is my friend, Diego "El Antxoa". Diego is a parasite with class, a flaxen cockroach, a would-be movie director and a perennial shitter. Antxoa has been in every toilet of everyone who has known him. A professor of water closets.

An emperor of the anus and its trajectory. Antxoa would not be Antxoa if he did not step into a house and within ten minutes come out with: "The way to the toilet"? Right now, he not only suffers from fecal diarrhea but also has Sanfermin piles a-growing. Antxoa is always ready to come out with all the details about sphincters and whatnot. Today it seems he entered the toilets of the Burladero bar and there was no paper there. He soon solved the problem it seems.

Antxoa is now sleeping and he is surely dreaming of the noise of flushing water and new cisterns. What a funny life.

See you tomorrow shit man.

Este humano de aspecto ario es mi amigo Diego "El Antxoa". Diego es un parasito con clase, una cucaracha rubia, un director de cine emergente y un cagador perenne. Antxoa conoce todos los vateres de quienes le conocen. Catedratico de retretes, emperador del ano y de la cagarruta, El Antxoa no seria El Antxoa si al pisar casa ajena no dijera a los diez minutos: "¿El baño?". Ahora no solamente tiene incontinencia fecal, sino que le visita una almorrana sanferminera que le crece asi y asao. Y es que El Antxoa no tiene problemas a la hora de hablar de esfinteres y otras lindezas. El Antxoa hoy ha ido al water de El Burladero, y no habia papel. Pronto se soluciono el susto.

El Antxoa ahora duerme, y sueña con el ruido del agua de nuevas cisternas. Que vida tan curiosa.

Te veo mañana Cacaman.